It's also normal to let your mind wander every now and then to the steamy possibilities of, shall we say, cross-platform interaction.
You know... inter-brand hand-holding.
Don't make us say it.
Fine, console sex. What would happen if a 360 and a PS3 got drunk, had sex and decided to keep whatever malformed machine popped off the production line nine months later?
Don't be ashamed. Not only have we all thought it, but some sicko's actually gone out and done it.
Not so much 'behold' as 'hold your mouths' - this is the 'VBox II'. A shameless pairing of an Xbox 360 with PS3 controllers, both of which have had their branding ripped off like some abused prisoners in a sordid sci-fi experiment.
The worst bit? It doesn't even play PS3 and 360 games. It plays Game Boy games, Neo Geo games, PS1 games, arcade games: All the games that would disappoint an unsuspecting kid who thought he'd found himself a great deal on a PS360. Somehow.
We'd throw up in our shoes if it wasn't a mere £50 and actually a bit intriguing.
Think that's weird? How about a Sega console that you urinate on? No, not the Saturn.